im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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