ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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