Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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