At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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