There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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