He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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