Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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