You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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