She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
