and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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