Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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