I am spending my child support on dildos
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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