PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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