Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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