I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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