You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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