I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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