I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
