I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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