i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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