Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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