i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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