But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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