Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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