if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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