So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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