How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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