i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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