return my video game
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
