I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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