In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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