My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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