Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
COCAINE IS GR8
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