he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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