Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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