Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
They have beer where we have blood.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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