what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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