Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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