I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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