I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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