I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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