your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you inspire me to be a worse person
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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