someone threw a dead crab at me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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