just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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