they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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