Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I deserve this hangover.
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