He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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