Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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