i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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