if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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