Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
MIDGETS
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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