I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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