You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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